Enjoy our team's carefully selected Owl Knock-Knock Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl be there soon!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl this must be driving others crazy!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl by myself.โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwls.โ
โOwls, who?โ
โYouโre right; tawny owls do hoot.โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โWho.โ
โWho, who?โ
โI didnโt know that you are an owl!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โInterrupting owl.โ
โInterrup...?โ
โTwit twoo!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โCow says.โ
โCow says, who?โ
โNo, owls say โwhoโ, cows say โmooโ!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl I can say is โKnock, knockโ!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl you know unless you open the door?โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โWho.โ
โWho, who?โ
โSorry, I donโt speak to owls!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOink oink.โ
โOink oink, who?โ
โMake up your mindโฆ Are you a pig or an owl?โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl aboard.โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โBaby owl.โ
โBaby owl, who?โ
โBaby owl see you later.โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl be sure to use the bell next time!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl always love you.โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl be glad to meet you if you let me in.โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl good things come to those who wait.โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โCargo.โ
โCargo, who?โ
โNope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โHoo.โ
โHoo, who?โ
โYou talk like an owl!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwl.โ
โOwl, who?โ
โOwl be seeing you!โ
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Knock! Knock!
โWhoโs there?โ
โOwls.โ
โOwls, who?โ
โYes, the last time I checked, they do.โ
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