Enjoy our team's carefully selected Orange Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
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What did the bully do to the orange?
Beat him to a pulp.
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Why are orange jokes so dumb?
Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
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Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
Because it had appeal.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange, who?”
“Orange you going to open your birthday presents?”
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Chuck Noris once picked an apple from an orange tree and made lemonade with it.
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What did the apple teacher say to her student?
“Help me orange the chairs please!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange, who?”
“Orange you glad I’m here?”
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What do a unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta sea.
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I made an orange soda popsicle.
It’s Fanta-stick.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana, who?”
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana, who?”
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange, who?”
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!”
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What kind of monkey doesn’t eat bananas?
An orangutan.
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An elderly woman went into the pharmacy. When the pharmacist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken aback, the pharmacist thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”
The woman responded, “They help me sleep better.”
The pharmacist thought some more and continued, “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice and I sleep better at night.”
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I never drink beer with an orange slice in it.
Except once in a Blue Moon.
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An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy.
After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him.
After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they throw him a party and make him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”
“My God,” says his mother. “You can speak?”
To which the German boy replies, “Of course.”
“How come you’ve never spoken before?” asks his father.
“Well,” says the boy, “up until now, everything has been satisfactory.”
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I was dreaming of an orange ocean tonight. Guess what?
It was a Fanta sea.
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A boy went up to the counter serving orange punch.
He saw there was a huge line and so, he came back after an hour. Guess what?
There was no punchline.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
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Yo mama’s so stupid she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate”.
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