Enjoy our team's carefully selected Online Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A man placed an ad online saying “Wife wanted”.
He got hundreds of messages the next day saying “You can have mine”.
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A few weeks ago, I ordered a box to store my money and a set of speakers online.
They arrived today, safe and sound.
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I tried to start an online bakery.
But I accidentally deleted all of my cookies.
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I went on a blind date where her online profile said she had an infectious smile.
Turns out they were cold sores.
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What do you call doctors who graduated online?
Google Docs.
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I ordered a book called “How to scam people online” two months ago.
It still hasn’t arrived yet.
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I just scored a 170 on an online IQ test and only had to answer three simple questions.
1. My credit card number.
2. My social security number.
3. Uploading a signed copy of my birth certificate.
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I was too lazy to go out shopping today, so to make it feel like Black Friday, I punched a few family members while online shopping.
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Gas prices are getting ridiculous.
I went online to check the value of my car, and it asked if the tank was empty or full.
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What is Spider-Man’s favorite online music app?
Spot-a-fly.
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WFH day 3:
Was in a 15-person online meeting, thought I was muted, farted really loudly... Shit!
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