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What’s the difference between North Korea and the USA?
In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.
In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.
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Kim Jong Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.
Oops! Spelled ‘nuclear’ wrong.
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What’s the only drink size they allow in North Korea?
A supreme liter.
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In North Korea, you cannot throw fruits in the snow.
As they don’t have the right to freeze peach.
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Why does the North Korean navy have glass-bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army, “Kim Jong Un is an idiot!”
And gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.
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Kim Jong Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student, “Who is your father?”
The student replies, “The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father.”
Kim Jong beams. “Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?”
The student doesn’t hesitate, “The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother.”
Kim Jong applauds, “What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you’re older?”
The student replies, “An orphan.”
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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler!
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