Enjoy our team's carefully selected Non-Vegetarian Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a dumb carnivore?
A meathead.
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My brother is a lacto-ovo-pesco-pollo-carne-vegetarian.
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What is a carnivore’s favorite bumper sticker for their car?
“I love animals. They taste great.”
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Vegan: “Hey, try eating this apple.”
Meat-eater: “Hey, this tastes pretty good.”
Vegan: “Well, that’s because it’s vegan.”
Meat-eater: “I thought it tasted it a bit funny.”
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How many non-vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer to stay in the dark.
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Vegan: “People who sell meat are gross!”
Non-vegetarian: “People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”
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My non-vegetarian friend told me to eat chicken, it’s very healthy.
I said no, it WAS healthy, but you ate it.
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Why do vegans lose their eyesight earlier than meat-eaters?
From reading all those tiny ingredient labels.
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A guy is sitting outside on a bench eating a burger when a woman comes out of a Subway store with a salad bowl.
She walks over to the guy and angrily says to him, “You know, a cow died somewhere, so you could enjoy that burger. What do you think of that, hmm?”
As quick as a flash, he looks up at her and replies, “It’s a shame for sure, but maybe if you weren’t eating its food, that cow might have lived.”
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I love vegan food!
It makes an excellent side dish to any meat.
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