Enjoy our team's carefully selected Name Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Who came after Augustus?
Septembrus.
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What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
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What do you call an Irish guy coming back with more cakes?
Flanagan.
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What do you call an Irish reptile?
Croc O’Dile.
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What do you call a fish who raps?
Swim Shady.
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What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?
Shrekspeare.
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You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?
“Poetry!”
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I got a pet owl named Robin.
Robin Hoo-d.
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My husband is as handsome as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein.
His name is Frankenstein.
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What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
Phil Ming.
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Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro.
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Which actor is now being quarantined for swine flu?
Kevin Bacon.
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If you ever name your kid Autumn...
Whenever they go out of the room, start singing “The Autumn Leaves...”.
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A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.
I didn’t fall for it!
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What do you call a dog, with one eye and one leg?
Lucky.
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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?
Ryan.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together.
They name her Sushi.
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To what would you change the name of a kid named Hunter if he becomes a vegetarian?
Gatherer.
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Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother?
His name was Brocco Lee.
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If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse’s name is Friday!
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What’s a mountain goat’s favorite name?
Cliff.
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What’s the name of the Democratic skeleton from Brooklyn, New York who’s running for president?
Bony Sanders.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?
Frank.
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Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves... They always come in packs.
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What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?
Amazon Web Services.
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Why does Spider-Man get so frustrated with the World Wide Web?
Because Google thinks his name is Spiderman, not Spider-Man!
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What is the name of Dr. Strange’s cousin who can’t do magic?
Doctor Normal.
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What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
The moon.
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Guess what the name of my new computer processor is?
Chip.
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If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would’ve named her biggest dragon?
Moron.
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Zoom meetings is a stupid name, and it’s branded.
We should call it a bit more casual like “coworker video chat” or something shorter, like “co-vid”.
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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?
Rename Uranus to Ouranus.
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I think Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system.
It has a nice ring to it.
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What is another fancy name for a sun fart?
A solar flare.
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My racehorse’s name is Mayo. Sometimes, Mayo neighs.
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What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th?
By their names.
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Why did the owner name his racehorse “Bad News”?
Because bad news travels fast.
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What do you call a man who falls overboard and can’t swim?
Bob.
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What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lilly.
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What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?
Frank.
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What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?
Claude.
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What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?
Phil.
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What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof?
Eve.
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What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?
Lou.
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What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?
Neal.
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What do you call a man who keeps vomiting?
Chuck.
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What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?
Rob.
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