Enjoy our team's carefully selected Mouse Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Caterpillar.”
“Caterpillar, who?”
“Caterpillar a few mice for you!”
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I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat.
Now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyworld.
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Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one.
And the other two escaped with minor injuries.
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Two mice are chewing on a film roll.
One says, “I liked the book better”.
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I auditioned for the role of Mickey Mouse, but I didn’t get the part.
The director said I was too Goofy.
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Mickey Mouse was arrested for identity theft.
He was charged with being Goofy.
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Your mama so short she doesn’t need the door cause she can get through the mouse hole.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
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A man feels terrible after running over a cat, he walks up to an old lady’s door.
She answers and he says, “I’m so sorry, I ran over your cat. I’d like to replace it.”
The old woman says, “Okay, how good are you at catching mice?”
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
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Why do cats hate laptops?
They don’t have a mouse.
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