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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home during a small party.
He was a bit foggy after having a drink or two.
He said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”
The wife went red with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, with the guests not saying a word, the manager finally blurted out, “And I can’t remember who she was!”
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It just seems that lately nobody really notices all the work I do. It seems like no matter how much effort I put into my works, no matter how much I invest in improving my skills via education, books, conferences, no matter how much I try to ‘get in the spotlight’ and display my art, people seem to just pass it by and go on like they haven’t even noticed it, not even giving it a glance or a moments thought.
I’m in a rut right now. Its hard to stay motivated and creative when all the hard work goes unnoticed, despite the pay being good.
For those wondering, I design camouflage.
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After 10 years of marriage I still keep a photo of my wife in my wallet that I can look at for motivation when times get hard.
I think, “If I can survive 10 years of marriage to this I can survive anything.”
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What’s my blood doctor’s favorite motivational quote?
Be Positive.
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What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech?
Word.
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It is said regarding motivation that “the first step is always the hardest”.
As someone with plantar fasciitis, I could not agree more.
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How many motivational speakers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zero, because the change starts with you.
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