Enjoy our team's carefully selected Mormon Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Did you know the first Mormon was actually Jamaican?
He had one wife but he wanted more, mon.
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The economy’s so bad the other day I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
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Two Mormon missionaries knocked on my door.
One of the missionaries said, “Good afternoon, sir. I am Elder Mike and this is Elder James and we were wondering if you had a few moments to talk about the good news of Jesus Christ.”
I replied, “Wow! I had no idea Elder was such a common name!”
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As a Mormon, heritage is very important to me.
From a very young age, I learned all about my forefathers.
And my five mothers.
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Did you hear about the Mormon cat with a speech impediment?
He had nine wives.
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What is a Mormon missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
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A Mormon walks into a bar and says, “I’m with the Utah Liquor Control Department, prepare for a fifteen-hour compliance audit.”
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A Mormon mother was preparing pancakes for her sons—Owen, 5, and Bill, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, “Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.”
Owen turned to his younger brother and said, “Bill, you be Jesus.”
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