Enjoy our team's carefully selected Mermaid Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the mermaid wear to her math class?
An algae bra.
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What was the mermaid doing at the bottom of the sea?
She dropped out of school.
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Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
On line.
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Why did the new Little Mermaid actress have to be someone without any cosmetic enhancements?
Because there is enough plastic in the ocean already.
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What do you call violent mermaids?
Mercenaries.
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Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?
Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship.
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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
Aerial.
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Did you hear about the mermaid who decided to join human society?
Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water.
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If mermaid is woman, then what do you call a man version of mermaid?
Merbutler.
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Did you hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore?
It’s only a tale.
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Why don’t mermaids play badminton?
They might get caught in the net.
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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
Sushi roll.
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