Enjoy our team's carefully selected Mathematician Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What’s a mathematician’s favorite part of Thanksgiving?
Pumpkin pi.
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Why did the dyslexic mathematician go to rehab?
He was struggling with addition.
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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.
The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.
The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.
The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.
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Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?
Because her knees were giving her problems she couldn’t solve.
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What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
Summer!
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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
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What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?
A square meal.
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What state has the most math teachers?
Math-achusetts.
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What is a math teacher’s favorite tree?
Geometry.
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The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what?
It was a pi.
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 pickles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?”
Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 pickles.”
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I complained to my math teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.
He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.
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Never fight a math teacher. You’ll always be outnumbered.
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Math teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem.”
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