Enjoy our team's carefully selected Lobster Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving.
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
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What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
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Where do lobsters go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
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Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset.
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How does a lobster answer the phone?
“Shello?”
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The lobster is one shell of an animal.
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What do you call a Chinese lobster?
A crust-asian.
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Why don’t lobsters like to share?
Because they’re shellfish.
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What do you call an annoyed lobster?
A frustacean.
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What do you call a crab that throws things?
A lobster.
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