Enjoy our team's carefully selected Llama Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
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What did a llama mum say about the twin siblings?
They looked like the spitting image of each other.
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Why do llamas have such long necks?
To make sure their heads stay on.
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What do you call a llama with his head underwater?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
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How do llamas wake up in the morning?
They use allama clocks.
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Why did the llama win the rap battle?
Because he was good at spitting.
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Why did the llama cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy.
I call it her Dolly Llama.
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What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!
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What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?
The Deli Llama.
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So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck.
Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
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