Enjoy our team's carefully selected Light Bulb Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How many non-vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer to stay in the dark.
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How many registered nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’ll delegate it to the nursing assistants, but they’ll check the vital signs just in case.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends on what it says in the script.
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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to film it so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
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How many HR people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in, the other to investigate the lightbulb’s complaint it was touched inappropriately.
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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a lightbulb.
Just Juan.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
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How many Mcdonald’s workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they can’t climb the ladder.
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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.
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How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. She calls the emergency number and demands that a police officer come and do something about the intimidating blackness.
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan.
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How many tall people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
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How many university graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it may take up to seven years!
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How many Apple engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.
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How many developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.
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How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.
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How many Millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Enough to protest until the government does it for them.
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How many Gen Z’ers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’ll just take a selfie in the dark.
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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
FORE!
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How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a light bulb?
Lots because many Hans makes light work.
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How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
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How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
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What does the light bulb say when it’s being unscrewed?
“I’m feeling delighted...”
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How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, every six hours for the next ten days.
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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.”
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
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Guess what number of pessimists it takes to screw in a light bulb?
None – they gave up.
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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
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