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What type of brief packs a punch?
A boxer brief.
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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of itβs bark.
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Why shouldnβt you write with a broken pencil?
Because itβs pointless.
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What do you call a baby with a drum?
A baby boomer.
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What building has the most stories?
A Library.
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How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line.
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How does a cyclist train for a race?
He recycles.
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Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Because he couldnβt lift his trunk.
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What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?
The no bell prize.
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Why did the bones cross the road?
They didnβt, the dogs ate them.
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What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone is good in their field.
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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
Reality.
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How do bulls write?
With a bullpen.
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What did the egg say to the frying pan?
You crack me up.
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