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Laffy Taffy Jokes


What type of brief packs a punch?

A boxer brief.

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of it’s bark.

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless.

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What do you call a baby with a drum?

A baby boomer.

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What building has the most stories?

A Library.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line.

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How does a cyclist train for a race?

He recycles.

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Why did the elephant decide not to move?

Because he couldn’t lift his trunk.

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What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?

The no bell prize.

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Why did the bones cross the road?

They didn’t, the dogs ate them.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone is good in their field.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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How do bulls write?

With a bullpen.

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What did the egg say to the frying pan?

You crack me up.

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