Enjoy our team's carefully selected Knock-Knock Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Boo.”
“Boo, who?”
“Don’t cry, it’s only Tuesday!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Me.”
“Me, who?”
“Oh no, the forgetfulness has started already!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Zoom.”
“Zoom, who?”
“Zoom did you expect.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Mikey.”
“Mikey, who?”
“Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Yah.”
“Yah, who?”
“No thanks, I use Bing or Google.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hard Drive.”
“Hard Drive, who?”
“I had a hard drive, let me in so I can relax.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Spell.”
“Spell, who?”
“Okay, okay: W. H. O.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who's there?”
“FBI.”
“FB...”
“We're asking the questions here.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Amish.”
“Amish, who?”
“Really? You don’t look like a shoe!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Tank.”
“Tank, who?”
“You’re welcome!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cow says.”
“Cow says, who?”
“No, owls say “who”, cows say “moo”!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl I can say is “Knock, knock”!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl you know unless you open the door?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Who.”
“Who, who?”
“Sorry, I don’t speak to owls!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Oink oink.”
“Oink oink, who?”
“Make up your mind… Are you a pig or an owl?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl aboard.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl be sure to use the bell next time!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl be glad to meet you if you let me in.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl good things come to those who wait.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cargo.”
“Cargo, who?”
“Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hoo.”
“Hoo, who?”
“You talk like an owl!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl be seeing you!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owls.”
“Owls, who?”
“Yes, the last time I checked, they do.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hoo.”
“Hoo, who?”
“Are you an owl?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owls say.”
“Owls say, who?”
“Yes, they do.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Caterpillar.”
“Caterpillar, who?”
“Caterpillar a few mice for you!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Goat.”
“Goat, who?”
“Goat on a limb and open the door.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Beetle.”
“Beetle, who?”
“I beetle the other people here. Go me!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Chicken.”
“Chicken, who?”
“Just chicken this is the right house!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Alpaca.”
“Alpaca, who?”
“Alpaca suitcase and move in shortly.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Narwhal.”
“Narwhal, who?”
“I narwhal the best knock knock jokes! Do you wanna hear some more?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ostrich.”
“Ostrich, who?”
“Ostrich as far as I can, but I still can’t reach the doorbell.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Kanga.”
“Kanga, who?”
“Actually, it’s kangaroo!”
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My dog has no sense of humor.
Every time I say “knock knock” he just starts barking.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting cow.”
“Interrup...”
“Moooooooo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Figs.”
“Figs, who?”
“Figs the doorbell, it’s not working lazy bones!
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Meringue.”
“Meringue, who?”
“Meringue the bell but nobody answered.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange, who?”
“Orange you glad I’m here?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Turnip.”
“Turnip, who?”
“Turnip the radio, please!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Peas.”
“Peas, who?”
“Peas tell me more knock knock jokes!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cumin.”
“Cumin, who?”
“Can I cumin? It’s cold out here!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Rice.”
“Rice, who?”
“Rice to meet you!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Onion.”
“Onion, who?”
“Onion mark, get set, go!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Bean.”
“Bean, who?”
“Bean awhile since I’ve seen you!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana, who?”
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana, who?”
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange, who?”
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cash.”
“Cash, who?”
“No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice Cream Soda.”
“Ice Cream Soda, who?”
“Ice Cream Soda whole party can hear me.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream every time I see a spider.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Tobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ox.”
“Ox, who?”
“Ox me nice and I will take you out for ice cream.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream every time I see a ghost!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Felix.”
“Felix, who?”
“Felix my ice cream, I’ll lick his!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream if you don’t let me in!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Water.”
“Water, who?”
“Water you waiting for... Let’s get out the ice cream!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“CIA.”
“CIA, who?”
“CI ate your last doughnut!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Canoe.”
“Canoe, who?”
“Canoe you buy me a donut?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Donut.”
“Donut, who?”
“Donut ask, it’s a secret!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Doughnut.”
“Doughnut, who?”
“Doughnut forget to close the door!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Doughnut.”
“Doughnut, who?”
“Doughnut forget to share your donuts with me!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Donut.”
“Donut, who?”
“Donut worry, be happy!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who is there?”
“Justin.”
“Justin, who?”
“Just in time to eat all the birthday donuts.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Doughnut.”
“Doughnut, who?”
“Doughnut forget to do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Doughnut.”
“Doughnut, who?”
“Doughnut forget to close the door!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Donut.”
“Donut, who?”
“Donut ask, it’s a secret!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Toast.”
“Toast, who?”
“Toasting to a delicious breakfast!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cereal.”
“Cereal, who?”
“Cereal-ously ready for breakfast!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Bacon.”
“Bacon, who?”
“Bacon me crazy waiting for breakfast!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Egg.”
“Egg, who?”
“Egg-cited for breakfast?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Waffle.”
“Waffle, who?”
“Waffle lot of pancakes for breakfast?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Howard.”
“Howard, who?”
“Howard you like breakfast in bed?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Juliet.”
“Juliet, who?”
“Juliet pancakes for breakfast.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Aida.”
“Aida, who?”
“Aida big breakfast and now I'm stuffed.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Leah.”
“Leah, who?”
“Leah-n an egg for my breakfast!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hammond.”
“Hammond, who?”
“Hammond eggs for breakfast please!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Nicholas.”
“Nicholas, who?”
“Nicholas half as much as a dime.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ken.”
“Ken, who?”
“Ken you please loan me some money?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cash.”
“Cash, who?”
“I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Robin.”
“Robin, who?”
“Robin’ you! So hand over your money!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Texas.”
“Texas, who?”
“Texas are getting higher every year!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Jimmy.”
“Jimmy, who?”
“Jimmy so money...”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Halibut.”
“Halibut, who?”
“Halibut lending me five dollars?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cash.”
“Cash, who?”
“Cash me if you can!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Money.”
“Money, who?”
“Money who talks.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cash.”
“Cash, who?”
“No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“I smell like.”
“I smell like, who?”
“No, you smell fine.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Stinky.”
“Stinky, who?”
“Yeah, your poo does stink.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“I’m a pile of.”
“I’m a pile of, who?”
“No, you’re not!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Luke.”
“Luke, who?”
“Luke out, I’m about to fart!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Smell mop.”
“Smell mop, who?”
“No, I won’t smell your poo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“I did up.”
“I did up, who?”
“Eww, you did a poo?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“I eep.”
“I eep, who?”
“Gross, you eat poo?!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Horsp.”
“Horsp, who?”
Did you just say “horse poo?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“I eat mop.”
“I eat mop, who?”
“That’s revolting!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Europe.”
“Europe, who?”
“No, YOU’RE a poo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Stopwatch.”
“Stopwatch, who?”
“Stopwatch you’re doing and have a happy birthday!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ben.”
“Ben, who?”
“Ben over and get your birthday bumps!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Bird.”
“Bird, who?”
“Bird day greetings to you.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Abbie and Mannie.”
“Abbie and Mannie, who?”
“Abbie birthday and Mannie happy returns of the day!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gopher.”
“Gopher, who?”
“Gopher the balloons, it’s party time!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Anita.”
“Anita, who?”
“Anita piece of that birthday cake!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Art.”
“Art, who?”
“Art you going to a birthday party?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Uriah.”
“Uriah, who?”
“Keep Uriah on the birthday cake, it’s about to be lit!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gus.”
“Gus, who?”
“Gus who’s birthday it is today?!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Wanda.”
“Wanda, who?”
“Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Mark.”
“Mark, who?”
“Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Candice.”
“Candice, who?”
“Candice be the birthday cake? I’m starving!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Rita.”
“Rita, who?”
“Rita card and find out who sent this birthday greeting!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Abby.”
“Abby, who?”
“Abby birthday to you!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Harry.”
“Harry, who?”
“Harry up and open your gifts, it’s your birthday!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Boo.”
“Boo, who?”
“Don’t cry, it’s your birthday!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Yoda.”
“Yoda, who?”
“Yoda one getting older today!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream if you don’t throw a great birthday party!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Atch.”
“Atch, who?”
“Bless you! Now let’s celebrate your birthday!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Olive.”
“Olive, who?”
“Olive your presents are ready. Happy Birthday!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Lettuce.”
“Lettuce, who?”
“Lettuce eat cake, it’s your birthday!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Bacon.”
“Bacon, who?”
“Bacon a cake for your birthday.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Not as old as.”
“Not as old as, who?”
“Still not as old as you!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Witch.”
“Witch, who?”
“Witch one of you will give me my Halloween sweet?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Noah.”
“Noah, who?”
“Know a place I can hide from ghosts?!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Venice.”
“Venice, who?”
“Venice Halloween candy coming out?!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Sue.”
“Sue, who?”
“Sue-prize! Happy Halloween!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Witches.”
“Witches, who?”
“Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Water.”
“Water, who?”
“Water you doing telling Halloween jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ghost says.”
“Ghost says, who?”
“No, a ghost says booooo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Luke.”
“Luke, who?”
“Luke through the peep hole, it’s gourd-geous!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“The Headless Horseman.”
“The Headless Horseman, who?”
“The Headless Horseman who’s coming for your head!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ivan.”
“Ivan, who?”
“Ivan to suck your blood!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Tamara.”
“Tamara, who?”
“Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Olive.”
“Olive, who?”
“Olive the stuffing too!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Annie.”
“Annie, who?”
“Annie body seen the turkey?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Possum.”
“Possum, who?”
“Possum gravy on my potatoes.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Happy.”
“Happy, who?”
“Happy Thanksgiving to you.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Emma.”
“Emma, who?”
“Emma real good helper on Thanksgiving.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ben.”
“Ben, who?”
“Ben nice to see relatives on Thanksgiving.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Norma Lee.”
“Norma Lee, who?”
“Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Esther.”
“Esther, who?”
“Esther any more cranberry sauce?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hank.”
“Hank, who?”
“Hanksgiving is almost here!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Olive.”
“Olive, who?”
“Olive the other reindeer.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting Santa.”
“Inter...”
“Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Jesus Christ, I’ve come here to save you.”
“Save me from what?”
“From whatever I’m gonna to do you if you don’t let me in.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Elves.”
“Elves, who?”
“Elves that need directions to the North Pole!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Who.”
“Who, who?”
“Hooves are what deer have on their feet…”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Santa.”
“Santa, who?”
“Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Dee.”
“Dee, who?”
“Deer are cool, but reindeer are cooler!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Leaf.”
“Leaf, who?”
“Leaf of mistletoe over our heads. Kiss me!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Harold.”
“Harold, who?”
“Hark the Harold Angels Sing!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Coal.”
“Coal, who?”
“Coal me when Santa’s on his way.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ginger.”
“Ginger, who?”
“The Ginger Bread Man!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Jesus.”
“Jesus, who?”
“Jesus Christ, open the door.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Alaska.”
“Alaska, who?”
“Alaska Santa for a PlayStation 5!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ray.”
“Ray, who?”
“Reindeer are getting ready for Christmas!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Mary.”
“Mary, who?”
“Mary Christmas!”
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Anna.”
“Anna, who?”
“Anna Happy New Year!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Who who.”
“Who who, who?”
“Santa is that you?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who's there?”
“Ho, ho.”
“Ho ho, who?”
“You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ireland.”
“Ireland, who?”
“Ire land you in time-out, so be nice.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ireland.”
“Ireland, who?”
“Ireland you money if you promise to pay me back.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Erin.”
“Erin, who?”
“Erin as fast as I could but couldn’t catch the leprechaun.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Clover.”
“Clover, who?”
“Clover here and I’ll tell you.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Boy.”
“Boy, who?”
“Boy do I love St. Paddy’s Day!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Irish.”
“Irish, who?”
“Irish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Don.”
“Don, who?”
“Don be putting down the Irish now!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Warren.”
“Warren, who?”
“Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Irish.”
“Irish, who?”
“Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Pat.”
“Pat, who?”
“Pat on your coat—we’re going to the St. Patty’s Day parade.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Lenny.”
“Lenny, who?”
“Lenny know when you’re done with these April Fools’ Day jokes.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gwen.”
“Gwen, who?”
“Gwen do you think you’re gonna prank me, let’s get it over with.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Sofa.”
“Sofa, who?”
“Sofa these have been pretty good April Fools’ jokes.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Otto.”
“Otto, who?”
“You otto know April Fools’ is on April 1.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Justin.”
“Justin, who?”
“Justin time for another April Fools’ Day prank.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Beak.”
“Beak, who?”
“Beak careful that you don’t get pranked on April Fools’ Day.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Anita.”
“Anita, who?”
“Anita know when April Fools’ Day is.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Howard.”
“Howard, who?”
“Howard you like to be fooled on April Fools’ Day?”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Beak.”
“Beak, who?”
“Beak careful that you don’t get pranked on April Fools’ Day.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Sue.”
“Sue, who?”
“Sue-prise! It’s April Fool!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Baby owl.”
“Baby owl, who?”
“Baby owl see you later.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl always love you.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Water.”
“Water, who?”
“Water you doing tonight?”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ya.”
“Ya, who?”
“Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Olive.”
“Olive, who?”
“Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“A loan.”
“A loan, who?”
“I can’t wait to get you a loan.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cumin.”
“Cumin, who?”
“Don’t break my heart, I’m only cumin.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Disguise.”
“Disguise, who?”
“Disguise your boyfriend!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gopher.”
“Gopher, who?”
“Gopher me, obviously.”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Wire.”
“Wire, who?”
“Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Police.”
“Police who?”
“Police tell me I’m your type!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“August.”
“August, who?”
“A gust of wind knocked me over!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“July.”
“July, who?”
“July’d to me when you said you didn’t eat my ice cream!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“June.”
“June, who?”
“June need to open the door!”
😄 😄 😄
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Spain.”
“Spain, who?”
“Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!”
😄 😄 😄
