Enjoy our team's carefully selected Kiss Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Leaf.”
“Leaf, who?”
“Leaf of mistletoe over our heads. Kiss me!”
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What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses?
Tulips.
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A female civil engineer is doing a field survey and finds a talking frog.
“Kiss me and I’ll turn into a prince and marry you,” it says.
The engineer excitedly picks up the frog and continues with her job. And she doesn’t kiss it.
Finally the frog asks, “Aren’t you going to kiss me?”
She says, “What? No. I don’t have time to be with a prince. But a talking frog—that’s a keeper!”
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I just got punched by my friend for trying to kiss his new baby on the forehead.
Apparently, I have to wait for the baby to be born first.
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If you get kissed by an alpaca, it’s not the end of the world.
It’s the alpaca-lips.
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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses.
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You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
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Girlfriend: “Our new neighbor always kisses his girlfriend when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”
Boyfriend: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
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All Bill asked for was a little good-night kiss, but Anne haughtily rebuffed him with, “I don’t do that sort of thing on my first date!”
“Well,” Bill replied with sarcasm, “how about on your last date?”
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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, “Do you mind if I put some music on?”
I said, “Not at all.”
He said, “‘Kiss?’”
I said, “Let’s listen to the music first and see how we feel”
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