Enjoy our team's carefully selected Ketchup Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How does a baked bean learn from its mistakes?
It uses Heinz sight.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ketchup.”
“Ketchup, who?”
“No, you catch a poo!”
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Did you hear about the ketchup thief?
He was caught red-handed.
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I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hot dog, I relish it.
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Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
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There is currently a tomato ketchup shortage in America.
If they run out of mayonnaise too, does that make it a double-dip recession?
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can’t read anything.
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Dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused severe pain to-ma-toes.
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How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out?
He mustard up the courage.
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I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite, ketchup squirted in my eye...
Now I have heinzsight.
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Why does ketchup on hot dogs spoil early?
Because the sauce-ages.
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Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?
Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
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What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
Ketch-up!
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What did Alex say to his college roommate to get him to stop working on his college essay and come out for hot dogs?
Relish today...
And Ketchup tomorrow.
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Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?
Because it refuses to ketchup.
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Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce?
Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup.
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The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said?
“Come on, ketch-up!”
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