Enjoy our team's carefully selected June Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What are a school teacher’s three favorite words?
June, July, and August.
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What do gymnasts use to season their food in June, July, and August?
Somersault.
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What is Brian May’s son called?
Brian June.
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I’m sticking with my citrus diet until June.
Cumquat May.
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Someone told me today is June 1st.
But they May be wrong.
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What do you call it when someone says it’s June in July?
Ju-lie.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“June.”
“June, who?”
“June need to open the door!”
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Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use-by date?
It was mayhem.
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What did the calendar say to the wall clock when it became June 1st?
“I am dismayed!”
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What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet?
A May-sayer.
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What do you call a striker playing a June match?
A spring forward.
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