Enjoy our team's carefully selected July Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What are a school teacher’s three favorite words?
June, July, and August.
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July 1st is International Reggae Day.
This is the day I dread.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“July.”
“July, who?”
“July’d to me when you said you didn’t eat my ice cream!”
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How are rioters like school in July?
No class.
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What do gymnasts use to season their food in June, July, and August?
Somersault.
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What do you call it when someone says it’s June in July?
Ju-lie.
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It is hotter than a bake sale on the Fourth of July.
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This is ridiculous. It’s July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
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How do you know the Fourth of July is an American holiday?
Because everybody says “Stay Safe”.
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What do you call a nuke that was launched on the 4th of July?
The wrong firework.
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After the 4th of July fireworks caused finger injuries, what did the friends say?
Nothing, they couldn’t count on me.
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On 4 July, what do you get when you put a photo of America in a locket?
Then it becomes in-da-pendant.
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Which bakery should you go to on the Fourth of July?
The one that sells pastries with stars and stripes. The rest are just un-pastry-otic.
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Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year.
Hers is in February and mine in July.
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