Irish Puns



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Irish Puns


What do you call an Irish guy coming back with more cakes?

Flanagan.

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What do you call an Irish reptile?

Croc O’Dile.

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What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers.

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How many shots can an Irish man handle?

About 10 rounds.

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Did you hear that Johnny’s grandma is 80% Irish?

Her name is Iris.

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What’s Irish and stays out all summer?

Paddy O’furniture.

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When I went to my favorite Irish cafΓ© after years...

I felt deja brew all over again.

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A small Irish man escaped from prison today.

He’s a leprechaun-vict.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it’d be too farty.

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An Irishman walks into NASA and asks:

β€œCan Ireland my spaceship on the moon?”

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