Enjoy our team's carefully selected Ice Cream Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What’s Uranus’ favorite ice cream flavor?
Gas-tronomic swirl.
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I once saw a ghost made of chocolate and vanilla.
Ice creamed!
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
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Do you want to get a sundae?
No, thanks, it’s only Thursday.
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How do astronauts eat their ice creams?
In floats.
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A day without ice cream is practically un-cone-stitutional.
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Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
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Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the Gelato machine.
She’s a sore babe now.
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Why do British ice cream cones carry an umbrella?
There’s always a chance of sprinkles.
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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?
Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry.
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What giant dog is made of strawberry, vanilla and chocolate ice cream?
A Neapolitan Mastiff.
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My small friend always argues that vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are the three best ice cream flavors.
I think he has a Neapolitan complex.
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What is a monster’s favorite part of a birthday celebration?
I scream.
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Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthdays?
At sundae school.
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What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?
Have an ice day!
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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool!
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What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?
What’s eating you?
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Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day!
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Which ice cream flavor is always celebrating?
Birthday cake!
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How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?
“Hope your birthday is gelato fun!”
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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Ice cream.
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What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?
What’s the scoop?
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How did Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
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How do you make the ice cream more expensive?
Just put it in the fridge longer. It will turn into a Cold Stone.
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I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream.
Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli.
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Did you hear about the private who could shit ice cream?
He deserted his post.
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An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment.
They are wanted for dessertion.
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I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop, but I turned it down.
I don’t like working on sundaes.
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Ice Cream gets tested positive for Covid in China.
I hope they’ve put it straight into iceolation.
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Why couldn’t the color blind man sell ice cream?
His cones don’t work.
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Where does Goku keep his ice cream?
In the Freiza.
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What’s the motto of an ice cream shop in paradise?
Heaven ice day!
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What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted ice cream?
“Sure, Bert.”
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I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living.
He can’t take it, but he can dish it out.
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