Enjoy our team's carefully selected Hair Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.
She said, “No, but I once gave a duck a bath.”
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What’s a hairdresser’s favorite Christmas song?
“Oh, comb all ye faithful...”
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Did you hear about the time Bob Marley went to the hairdressers?
He was dreading it.
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Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?
Because it had split ends.
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It was hot today and when I went outside I saw a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers.
I thought to myself, “Such a lovely day to have a barber queue.”
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What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdresser?
A middle parting.
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How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
By sheer will.
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Did you hear about the hairdresser?
She dyed.
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What did the electrician use to moisturize his hair?
Air conditioner.
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There’s a hair in my wine.
The grapes must have been fur-mented.
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I tried to dye my dog’s hair blue.
But I guess he was blue-ish.
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I tried to dye my hair blue, but it didn’t work out.
I guess you could say it was a dye-lemma.
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I thought about dying my hair blue for a change.
But it turned out to be more of a blue-hair affair.
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Did you hear about the fan who just bought Taylor Swift’s hair comb in an online auction?
It’s his closest brush with fame.
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Marvel Studios is now against hair coloring.
In fact, their next film is about a group of people that never dye.
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What do you call Harry Styles without any hair?
Niall-fied.
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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
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Where does The Joker get his hair done?
Arkham Hairstylum.
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What do you call someone who isn’t a redhead but colors their hair red later in life?
A trans-ginger
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Why did the smiley face have hair over its face?
It’s an emo-ji.
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How do you know there’s no hair on the moon?
The moon waxes 14 times a month!
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One day the queen wanted a haircut.
No barber in England would do it. Why?
God shave the Queen.
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How does Tom Brady have a bad haircut before every game?
He always asks for the Super “Bowl Cut”.
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My friend said that my haircut makes me look like a rooster.
I said it’s a cock-a-doodle do.
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I saw my wife using her phone to record her getting a haircut.
I think she’s planning to watch the highlights later.
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My barber wanted me to sign a long-term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused.
I couldn’t accept all those perms and conditions.
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I gave my pet bird a haircut and now he thinks he’s James Bond.
Well, I suppose he is a Shorn Canary.
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Why are haircuts so cheap in Morocco?
Because they’ve got so many Berbers!
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a haircut?
A barberqueue!
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I hated my haircut at first...
But now it’s starting to grow on me.
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What haircut does a Rastafarian ask for when he is questioning life?
Existential dreads!
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What does every poet with a mustache dream of?
To have facial hair like Shakes-beard.
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Why did the man help his friends trim their facial hair?
Shearing is caring.
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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?
For them, every hair counts!
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Why did the bearded prince marry Rapunzel?
He wanted a hairytale ending.
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Why was the man who grew his beard for an entire year afraid of the barber?
The barber was a hairbinger of doom for him!
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What did the man say before shaving off his beard?
“Hair goes nothing!”
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What did the beard say after growing back on the man’s face?
“I’ve been hair before!”
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Why did the astronaut grow a beard in space?
He wanted spacial hair.
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Why did the man maintain his beard to perfection?
If he didn’t, things would get a bit hairy.
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What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?
Hairy Potter.
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it!
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Which side of a racehorse has more hair?
The outside.
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What is one of the major advantages of being a bald person?
No matter what happens they can never be to blame for hair on the food!
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I saw a ghost at the hair salon. Can you guess what she was doing?
Getting a scare-cut!
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