Enjoy our team's carefully selected Guitar Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a beautiful woman on a bass player’s arm?
A tattoo.
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What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
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A friend gave me a free guitar the other day, but I’ve been having trouble playing it.
I guess I can’t complain though, it’s not often someone just gives you something with no strings attached.
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I found a pebble that looked like a guitar pick.
Must be for rock music.
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“Why are you using our daughter as a guitar?” my wife asked.
“You told me to rock her to sleep,” I replied.
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What is God’s favorite guitar chord?
G-Sus.
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What a strange morning.
First, I find a hat full of money in the street.
And then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
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I was carrying my ukulele in its case at school, and my friend asked, “You play an instrument?”
I replied, “Yeah, I play a little guitar.”
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, “First offender?”
She says, “No, first a Gibson then a Fender.”
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My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.
It’s part of her minstrel cycle.
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I bought a guitar made out of diamond.
Now I can play some hard rock.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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