Enjoy our team's carefully selected Grape Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a grape that’s always getting into trouble?
A mis-grape.
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Why did the grape go to school?
To become a little wine-y!
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What do you call a grape that can perform juggle?
A grape-fruit.
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What is fruity and burns?
The Grape Fire of London.
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There’s a hair in my wine.
The grapes must have been fur-mented.
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What does a grape do with his grandchildren?
He is raisin them.
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At a get-together, one fruit asked another, “I was wondering how you have been.”
The other replied, “Just peachy, isn’t that grape?”
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If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it?
Raisin hell!
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What did the grape say when the peanut butter tried to stick to it?
“Stop jammin me!”
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What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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