Enjoy our team's carefully selected Google Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Red Bull and jumped out of a plane.
For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Your Momma is so fat she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google wonβt be able to find you.
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Facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.
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When you have a question, you check with Google.
When Google has a question, they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question, everybody better run!
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April 5th. National Read a Map Day.
Got an email from Google Earth proudly stating that they can read maps backwards.
I thought to myself, βThatβs just spam.β
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Why does Spider-Man get so frustrated with the World Wide Web?
Because Google thinks his name is Spiderman, not Spider-Man!
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βYah.β
βYah, who?β
βNo thanks, I use Bing or Google.β
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