Enjoy our team's carefully selected Ghost Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a dancing ghost?
Polka-haunt-us.
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How did the ghost get from New York to London?
British Scare-ways.
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What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
Me ghosta.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Noah.”
“Noah, who?”
“Know a place I can hide from ghosts?!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ghost says.”
“Ghost says, who?”
“No, a ghost says booooo!”
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What motorbikes do ghosts prefer?
A boocati.
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What’s a fat ghost’s biggest fear of physical therapists?
Being exercised.
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Which store you shouldn’t enter on Friday the 13th?
The ghost-ery store.
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What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flamin-ghost.
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What legend haunts the land of Sushi?
The ghost of Sushima.
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Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
It dampens their spirits!
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death—we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
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Doctor: “Who’s my next patient?”
Nurse: “Mr. Ghost.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see right now.”
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What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
Spook-hetti!
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What do ghosts use to do their makeup?
Vanishing cream.
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Why can’t two ghosts make out?
They go right through each other.
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Why hasn’t anyone ever seen ghost poop?
Because it’s invisible.
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-Scream!
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What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
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What is in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers.
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
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Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?
Because they have spirit.
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What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life!
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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
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I once saw a ghost made of chocolate and vanilla.
Ice creamed!
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I met a ghost at the supermarket, guess what she was buying?
A scare spray.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream every time I see a ghost!”
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Why are ghosts terrible liars?
You can see right through them!
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