Enjoy our team's carefully selected Getting Older Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A woman told her friend, “I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.”
She said, “So, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was already over.”
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One benefit of old age is that your secrets are safe with your friends, they can’t remember them either!
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You know you’re old when you walk into the antique store, and they try to sell you.
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Every year on my birthday, I remember...
That I’m one year closer to being back in diapers.
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Why shouldn’t you wear glasses as you get older?
You won’t see wrinkles when you look in the mirror. Everything looks nice and smooth.
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How do you know you’re old?
It’s your birthday, and there are more candles than cake.
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My dad always said there are two ways you know that you’re getting old.
The first is that you start to forget things. I can never remember the second one.
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My grandad is getting old and he’s starting to have a hard time with all the stares.
It’s his own fault, I told him not to get that face tattoo.
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Getting old certainly has its benefits.
Every birthday party is a surprise birthday party when you reach 80 years of age.
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You know you’re getting old when a lady wants you to pay for her implants.
She means dental implants.
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