Enjoy our team's carefully selected Geology Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What Happens When You Screw Up?
Biologist screws up:
Mutant virus.
Physicist screws up:
Deadly black hole.
Geologists screws up:
Rock on table is now rock on floor.
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The archaeologist had majored in geology in college...
But he was also a history miner.
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I’m in a really boring geology class.
I dust can’t sand it.
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I met my wife while we were working at the same museum.
Our first date was in the geology section, the second in paleontology, and the rest was history.
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My favorite geology professor died today.
My sediments are with his family.
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Lava is the hipster of the geology community.
It knew how to rock before it was cool.
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I’m thinking of switching my major to geology.
I think I’d do well because I keep discovering a new rock bottom.
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While in college, I got degrees in geology and astronomy.
I’m trying to become a rock star.
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Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
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