Enjoy our team's carefully selected Friendship Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Friend: βI donβt want to bore you with my problems...β
Me: βAwesome, thank you!β
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Iβm changing my name to Benefits on Facebook.
Next time someone adds me, It will say βYou are now friends with Benefitsβ.
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My best mates and I played a game of hiding and seek.
It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find.
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I was always told you lose a lot of friends after deciding to better yourself.
I never believed it until all of my friends disappeared after I started taking my schizophrenia medication.
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Why doesnβt summer have any friends?
Because itβs not cool enough.
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Chocolate is like guns.
If you pull it out in school, then everybody is suddenly your friend.
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Who should be your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal!
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
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Yo mama so scary you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
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Why donβt mummies have friends?
Because theyβre too wrapped up in themselves.
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