Enjoy our team's carefully selected Flower Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do bees use to build roads?
Nec-tar.
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What’s a Christian’s favorite flower?
Jesus Rose.
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I bought my wife 12 dozen red roses, but I don’t think she likes them.
She said that’s gross.
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It was a dull day, but I saw a pink colored rose.
I look at the bright seed of things.
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The rose had to inform his mom about a mishap.
He said, “I hate to be the bearer of bud news.”
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Why was the florist afraid of roses?
Quite honestly, she didn’t know where the fear stemmed from.
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What did the florist say to the customer who was trying to bargain over the price of the rose bouquet?
“Take it or leaf it bud!”
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Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors.
It’s always the first to rose and shine.
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What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
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What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
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What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses?
Tulips.
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What’s Harry Styles’ favorite type of flower?
Styles-oni.
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Someone keeps sending me sunflowers with the heads cut off.
Think I have a stalker.
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Why am I so hot right now?
Because there’s a sunflower near me.
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The sunflower was feeling lonely.
He said he just wanted to get some-bud-y to love.
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The sunflower didn’t look very well.
I asked if he was feeling bouquet.
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Apparently, it’s good to talk to your sunflowers.
I tried to teach my sunflowers mathematics, but they ended up with square roots.
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Why do Pokémons like to eat sunflower seeds?
Because they like to pick and chew.
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The sunflower couldn’t ride a bicycle anymore.
Its petals broke.
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I took a photo of my sunflower.
Now it can photosynthesize.
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What flower loves to be in the sun?
Sunflower.
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God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.
But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
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What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
“I be-leaf in you.”
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What does the youngest flower child say?
“Last bud not least!”
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Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
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What did the alien say to the flower bed?
Take me to your weeder!
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