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Did you hear about the flat Earther who got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove all wrong?
He’ll come around eventually.
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A flat Earther dies and goes to heaven.
At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, “Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question.”
The flat Earther asks, “God, is the earth flat?”
God responds, “The earth is 100% a globe.”
The flat Earther exclaims, “Holy crap! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!”
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in its direction.
Then it rolled up into a ball.
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Why will the Flat Earth Society never be popular?
Because they cant get the word a round.
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How do flat Earthers travel the Earth?
On a plane.
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Why is it impossible for a flat Earther to calculate the volume of the Earth?
Because there is always a rounding error.
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Isn’t funny making a flat Earth believer angry?
But if you push them over the edge then you’re only proving them right.
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Why do people believe in the flat Earth theory?
They hit their heads at the edge.
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The Earth is plane and that’s why we call it PLANEt.
If it was rounded we would call it ROUNDEt.
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Why don’t we have a Reality Show where flat Earthers walk to the end of the Earth?
Because that would be edgy.
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Did you hear about the flat Earth conspiracy?
It’s spreading around the globe.
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What do aliens call an American who couldn’t cross the road?
A flat Earther.
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