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Itβs easy to spot a sad flamingo.
They get really blue.
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What looks like half a flamingo?
The other half.
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What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
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Itβs pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird.
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
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What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
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Why are baby flamingos so badly behaved?
Because the parents never put their foot down.
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Why are flamingoβs legs so long?
Because if they werenβt then they couldnβt reach the ground.
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Flight allows flamingos to avoid predators.
Natural selection is why flamingstays are extinct.
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I found out why flamingos stand with one leg pulled up...
If they pulled up both legs, they would fall over.
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What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flamin-ghost.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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