Enjoy our team's carefully selected Fire Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is fruity and burns?
The Grape Fire of London.
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What do you call a fire at the Internet café?
An e-mergency.
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Why did the 30-year-old throw a party with only one candle on the cake?
They didn’t want to set off the fire alarm with all those candles!
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What’s a terrorist’s favorite day in November?
Bomb fire night.
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I’ve lost all my Pokémon cards in a house fire.
I’ve only got Ash now.
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I had a roommate in college who was such a bad cook, his mac and cheese caught fire.
What a flaming casserole!
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What did the firefighter say when the church caught on fire?
“Holy smoke!”
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What did the dragon say to the bad employee?
You’re fired.
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What do dragons like with their soup?
Firecrackers.
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Cinderella got her name from having to clean the cinders from the fireplace.
If instead she had to make pizzas, would her name be Mozzerella?
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Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
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