Enjoy our team's carefully selected Elephant Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
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Yo daddy so fat he wore a gray shirt to the zoo, they thought the elephants escaped.
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What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.
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What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.
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You know you’re 50 when your face has more wrinkles than an elephant’s backside.
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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.
He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari wagon.
The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, “Just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset about it!”
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Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”
Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”
Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”
Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”
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“It’s a long tale,” said the fox.
“I’m all ears,” said the elephant.
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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room.
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An elephant, a giraffe and a penguin walk in to a bar.
It’s at this point I realize that there is something wrong with my pint.
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Monkey sees an Elephant climbing a banana tree.
Confused, monkey calls out to elephant, “Hey, elephant, why are you climbing that tree?”
Elephant says, “I’m going to eat me a mango!”
Monkey responds, “But that isn’t a mango tree!”
Elephant says, “Don’t worry about it, I brought my own.”
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Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
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An elephant and an ape go to a party together. They want to bring some snacks: crackers and dips.
Which of them buys the crackers?
The elephant. Because the ape always buys the dip.
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“Do you know the difference between a fly and an elephant?”
“No.”
“Wow! You’d better see somebody then.”
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Guess why elephants always get the first word?
Because their opinion carries a lot of weight!
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Why are elephant’s noses so big?
So they can scratch their bums!
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Yo mama’s appetite is so huge even after eating an elephant for breakfast she demanded a whale as dessert.
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