Enjoy our team's carefully selected Electricity Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
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What do you call a bad electrician?
A shock absorber.
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What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon.
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Why did the electrician marry his colleague?
He couldn’t resistor.
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Where do electricians get their supplies?
The Ohm Depot.
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What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
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Why did the optimistic electrician lose his job?
He kept on turning negatives into positives.
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What did the electrician use to moisturize his hair?
Air conditioner.
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An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office.
I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said, “No, this is light.”
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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child complied, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
“Hit him again,” the 5-year-old said. “He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!”
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With great power comes a great electricity bill.
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What do you call an Asian electrician who is skinny?
Light Ning.
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Why did the electrician stay home on Labor Day?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
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Due to the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, to save electricity.
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Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.
Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?”
God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”
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What did the banker say to the electrician?
“We will pay for your current account.”
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What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A Volt-demort.
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My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.
He’s a light fitter.
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Being an electrician really wasn’t the career I wanted, but I still go to work every day with a conduit attitude.
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What do you call a detective electrician?
Sherlock Ohms.
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I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.
I can’t believe how much I was charged.
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My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.
“How hard can it be?” he said.
I think he’s in for a shock.
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An electric company is always looking for high-energy employees.
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
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An electrician is a bright spark who knows what’s watt.
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Old electricians never die, they just get discharged.
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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
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All this spending on Black Friday.
Better make sure you pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too.
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When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill is what made us afraid of the light.
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I put an electric fence around my garden.
My neighbor is dead against it.
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Chhattisgarh Minister: “The voters will get electric shock if they don’t vote/press the button for Congress.
Villagers: “At least, electricity will come under this pretext.”
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It was so cold that the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
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The electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.
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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
“I love you a watt!”
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What do you call London without electricity?
Londoff.
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