Enjoy our team's carefully selected Economy Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Due to the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, to save electricity.
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You know the economy is bad when you pull into the McDonald’s drive thru and the person at the speaker asks:
“Can you afford fries with that?”
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A guy is walking down the street with his friend.
He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.”
His friend replies, “What do you mean?”
“It’s like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.
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What do my ex-wife and the economy have in common?
Inflation over time.
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When the economy is good, people drink. When the economy is bad, people drink.
The moral?
Invest in alcohol.
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The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds”, you call and ask if they meant you or them.
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Why does Ireland have the fastest-growing economy in the world?
Because its capital is Dublin all the time!
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Three gulag inmates are telling each other what they’re in for.
The first one says, “I was five minutes late for work, and they charged me with sabotage.”
The second says, “For me, it was just the opposite: I was five minutes early for work, and they charged me with espionage.”
The third one says, “I got to work right on time, and they charged me with harming the Soviet economy by acquiring a watch in a capitalist country.”
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