Enjoy our team's carefully selected Draw Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist?
It is a great peach of work.
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Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
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Artists know how to draw the line, so you can’t really peer pressure them.
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What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects?
A con artist.
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The artist was great.
He could always draw a crowd.
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What is the result of an art competition?
A draw.
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A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
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My family is all worried about my addiction to dot puzzles.
It’s OK though... I know where to draw the line.
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Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.
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Why do registered nurses bring a red crayon to work?
In case, they have to draw blood.
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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
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I don’t mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts...
That’s where I draw the line.
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