Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dragon Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I was reading a story about dragons the other day It just seemed to drag-on and on.
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Why are dragons such good storytellers?
Because they have long tails.
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What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
Swiss charred.
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A dragon would never explode.
But a dino might.
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What’s a dragon’s favorite snack?
Fire-crackers.
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What did the dragon say to the bad employee?
You’re fired.
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What do dragons like with their soup?
Firecrackers.
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My dragon is asleep.
He’s now dragoff.
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What do you call a dragon with no wings?
Draggin.
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Why did the dragon cross the road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
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