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A dragon would never explode.
But a dino might.
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Why was the T-Rex Cafe always hiring?
No matter what, they always seemed a bit short handed.
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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer.
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What do you get when you cross a Tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?
Dino-mite.
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What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-a.
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While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, “How old are they?”
The guard replies, “They are 73 million, four years, and six months old.”
“That’s a rather exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?”
“Well,” answers the guard, “The dinosaur bones were seventy-three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”
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What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
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Why are T-Rex’s unable to clap their hands?
Because they are extinct.
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dinosnore.
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyathinkysaurus.
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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”
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My brother wanted a dinosaur as a gift for his birthday.
Then I told him, “They’re all extinct.”
Hearing that, he said, “No, I don’t want a stinky dinosaur.”
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Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.
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