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Do you know that beer makes you lean?
On walls, toilets, and refrigerators.
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Do you know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
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Do you know where the Torah mentions baseball?
In the big inning.
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Did you know the actual difference between hill and hell is just a fine line?
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Did you know that they don’t serve Thanksgiving leftovers at rehab?
People there are trying to quit cold turkey.
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Did you know that some say their favorite Thanksgiving food is pie?
It’s irrational.
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Did you know the first Easter and the first April Fools’ Day coincided?
The founder of both was a real trickster… He faked his own death!
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Do you know that in a couple of weeks, all gas stations are going to cut prices in half for a whole day?
April Fuels!
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Did you know that according to 911 choking on a handful of gummies does not constitute a “bear attack”.
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Did you know Teslas don’t have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
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Did you know the seagull was gods third attempt at creating the bird.
The A-gull and B-gull weren’t quite right.
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Did you know the leading cause of cancer in lab rats is research scientists?
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Did you know that China has a policy where a certain amount of pandas must live in the country?
To be fair, it’s the bear minimum.
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Did you know that you only need two letters to spell panda?
You just need P and A.
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Did you know the first Mormon was actually Jamaican?
He had one wife but he wanted more, mon.
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Did you know that someone tried contacting the aboriginals in Australia via smoke signal?
But the line was always busy.
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Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?
To be fair, it’s really hard for geese to kill sharks.
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Did you know most Egyptian people are related to the same Pharaoh?
They have Tut-in-common.
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Did you know that dolphins sometimes eat cephalopods like an octopus?
Seriously, I’m not squidding.
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Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic?
It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
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Did you know bees become indecisive after April?
They become maybees.
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Did you know that porcupines are one of the smartest animals on Earth?
Yeah, that’s right, science has proven them to be pretty sharp.
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Did you know that during childbirth there is a point where the lady experiences such excruciating pain that for a moment
she almost knows how bad it is to be a man who has the flu.
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Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?
Otherwise, it would be called suhe.
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Did you know “Vegetarian” is a Native American word?
It means “Lousy Hunter”.
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Did you know, you can make any dish an autumn dish by adding one simple step?
Try dropping it on the floor.
It really gives it that fall flavor.
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Did you know they found water on the moon?
But only when it’s waning.
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Did you know, some fleas spend their lives jumping for the moon?
Lunar-tics.
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Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god?
Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.
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Did you know that the internet was invented by Spider-Man?
That’s why it’s called The World Wide Web.
If it had been invented by Superman, it would be called the World Wide Cape.
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