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Did you hear that Johnny’s grandma is 80% Irish?
Her name is Iris.
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Did you hear that the pope got the bird flu?
Apparently he got it from a cardinal.
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Did you hear that the FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list?
They are definitely plotting something.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Did you hear the one about the professional hockey player who quit his job to become an accountant?
He wanted an off-ice job.
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Did you hear that Spider-Man is in trouble with the law?
They caught him on the web looking for Mary-Jane.
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Did you hear they found a pushpin on the largest moon of Saturn?
That’s right.
A tac on Titan.
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Did you hear what happened at the racetrack yesterday?
One horse was so slow, they had to pay the jockey overtime.
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I said to my wife, “Did you hear my last pun?”
She replied, “I hope so!”
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