Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dentist Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar?
They both use drills.
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What do you call a red panda dentist?
A molar bear.
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I’ve been watching this anime about dentists. But it’s been getting boring.
I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.
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What time did Goofy have a dentist appointment?
Tooth Hurty.
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Why did the dolphin go to the dentist?
He had an appointment.
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A patient goes to the dentist for a tooth extraction.
The dentist gives him some anesthesia and then quickly pulls out the tooth.
He says to the patient, “That’ll be $500, please.”
The patient says, “What! $500 for 5 minutes of extraction work? That’s a complete rip-off!”
The dentist replies, “Well, I can make it longer if you’d like.”
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My grandma died peacefully, 93, in the chair.
Nice way to go.
The dentist got a shock, though.
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My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he’s much older than me, he has healthier teeth.
I said it must be because he has a better dentist.
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I’ve just seen a dentist having a big row with a manicurist.
They fought tooth and nail.
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I went on a date with a dentist last night.
At the end of the date, she said she’d had a great time and she’d like to see me again in 6 month’s time.
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My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”
I told him I drink it.
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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
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What do dentists hand out at Halloween?
Candy. It’s good for business.
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Why did Pluto have to go to the dentist?
Because he spotted some black holes.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
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