Enjoy our team's carefully selected Deez Nuts Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
“Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 CD’s...?
“Sure thanks!”
“...to see DEEZ NUTZ!”
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“Dee was asking after you the other day.”
“Who is Dee?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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“Knock! Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Dee.”
“Dee, who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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“Do you know who is coming to our party later on?”
“Yeah, Dee is.”
“Dee, who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!“
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“Hey, are you familiar with Landon?”
“Landon who?”
“Slip, fall then landon DEEZ NUTS!”
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“Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.”
“Dee who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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“You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together.”
“Who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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“Hey, I think you need some of these.”
“Some of these what?”
“Some of... DEEZ NUTS!
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Imagine a day where you see... DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR FACE!
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“Don’t sit on that!”
“Sit on what?”
“Sit on DEEZ NUTS!”
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