Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dating Me Is Like Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Dating me is like adopting a hungry kid.
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Dating me is like being in a mental asylum.
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Dating me is like investing in a bear market, there’s unlimited scope for improvement.
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Dating me is like owning a parrot that only says “I’m tired”.
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Dating me is like IKEA furniture.
Not well put together, slightly unstable but just aesthetic enough to show your friends.
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Dating me is fun until I send you 50 texts a day asking if you still like me.
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Dating me is a lot like going to a yard sale.
At first, it looks interesting and enticing, until you get closer, take a look around and realize it’s just a bunch of shit you don’t need.
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Dating me is basically just being asked the most outrageous hypothetical questions like 10 times a day.
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Dating me is like I give you a foster home until you find your forever home.
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Dating me is like dating your therapist who is also your mom and is also very disappointed in you.
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