Enjoy our team's carefully selected Darkness Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They are full of cycle paths.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn on the light.
He turns off the dark.
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Paddy and Murphy are in a dark cave.
Paddy says, “It’s too dark. Do you have a match?”
Murphy hands Paddy a match, which Paddy strikes against the wall, but nothing happens. He strikes the match again, but again nothing.
Paddy says to Murphy, “This match doesn’t work.”
“That’s strange,” says Murphy. “It worked earlier.”
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Why do moths like the light?
Because if they liked the dark they’d be goths.
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How many Gen Z’ers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’ll just take a selfie in the dark.
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When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill is what made us afraid of the light.
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So, what’s the speed of dark?
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Girlfriend: “Darling, can I go out in this dress?”
Boyfriend: “Yes dear, it’s already dark out.”
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When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
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It would have been a photo finish, but by the time my horse finished, it was too dark to take a picture.
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What sort of racehorses come out after dark?
Night-mares.
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I walked into the kitchen today to find my blonde wife looking very confused while holding a jar of pickles.
“What’s wrong?” I asked her.
She replied, “This jar of pickles says to store it in a cool, dark location.”
I said, “Okay, how about in the fridge?”
She said, “No, silly, there’s a little light inside.”
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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.”
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
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Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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