Dark Jokes



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Dark Jokes


Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?

Turn off the lights.

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Why is it called β€œafter dark” when it really is β€œafter light”?

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β€œWaiter, there’s a moth in my cider!”

β€œI’m so sorry sir! Let me get you a darker cider.”

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What do Darth Vader and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both escaped the dark side.

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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

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What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?

A Volt-demort.

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The lights went out at a comedy convention and it became dark humor.

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How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.

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What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?

Vader Tots.

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What does Spider-Man use when he wants to be stealthy?

The Dark Web.

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Why does nobody trust the man on the moon?

He has a dark side.

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