Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dance Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What does a snail wear to go dancing?
Escargogo boots.
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What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
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What do you call a dancing ghost?
Polka-haunt-us.
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Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.
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What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
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Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
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When does a farmer dance?
When he drops the beet.
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What is a snake’s favorite dance?
The Mamba.
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What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
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Why did the broken leg go to school?
It wanted to learn how to breakdance.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite party trick?
Its gas giant dance moves.
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Why do Puerto Ricans make great detectives?
Because they never miss a beat.
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What do Michael Jackson and the USA have in common?
They both desperately wanted to be white. And the last great thing they did was a moon walk.
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Why did the fungi leave the party?
There wasn’t mush-room for dancing.
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What dance do all astronauts know?
The moonwalk.
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Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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