Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cycling Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They are full of cycle paths.
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I banged my bike against the wall today.
It was wheelie unfortunate.
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If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
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I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it.
I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore, which is understandable.
The bike was already retired.
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I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
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While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm.
I decided to cyclone.
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What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
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What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?
The pavement.
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Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
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How did the barber win the bike race?
He took a short cut.
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What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
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I’ve given up cycling at the local velodrome.
It’s getting me nowhere.
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What do you call someone who’s really into stationary biking?
A cyclepath.
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