Enjoy our team's carefully selected Crush Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How does a red panda flirt with her crush?
She gives them a bamboozling smile.
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My crush told me I smelled nice.
Then she asked me where I bought my cologne so she could buy her boyfriend some.
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Asking your crush out is easy and can be done with two simple questions:
1. Would you go out with me?
2. Why not?
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A little boy had a crush on his teacher, but she was dating a doctor.
So the boy brought his teacher an apple everyday.
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I just told my crush that I’m in love with her. She said that she sees me as her brother.
I’m just lucky she is from Alabama.
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I have a massive crush on a world leader, my wife thinks I’m joking.
But it’s Trudeau.
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In my contacts, I should rename my crush to potassium.
Because she is always responding with “K”.
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Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year.
Hers is in February and mine in July.
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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
Imagination.
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Crush: “Why should I trust you? All the guys I’ve been dating have been dogs.”
Me: “...”
Crush: “Well? Aren’t you going to say anything?”
Me: “... meow?”
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Six years ago, I DMed my facebook crush, telling her that I am going to take her out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times and blocked me.
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My crush told me, “Come over, no ones home.”
I went over... no one was home.
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I wanted to impress my crush, so I told her about my millionaire dad.
Now she is my mom.
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Talking to my crush is like talking to God.
They never respond.
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My crush told me that I’m pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was “You’re pretty annoying”, but I focus only on the positive things.
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